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Cantoes Brasileiros
fork, refactor & rebase the state.
2013 - Patrick Tracanelli
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% << EOF
> Meu e-mail, meu nick no IRC, logon na rede, username, é eksffa.
> Desde a década de 90. O motivo é que eu tinha uma banda
> de DHC (Digital Hard Core), ou tentava ter. Tocavamos Atari Teenage Riot,
> versões desconstruídas de Supervixxen (Garbage), Pixies, ….
> E como era DHC era muito inspirado em ATR, The Mad Capsule Markets e EC8OR.
>
> Contra-baixo tinha distorção e flanger, guitarra tinha qq coisa
> que funcionasse na pedaleira naquele dia, mas nao tinha bateria. Era tudo
> sequenciado num Korg X5 pq apesar do twin ter altos Rolland e outros synth,
> o X5 tinha os sons mais legais. Então virei fan do X5. Como X5 ja era
> um nick registrado no IRC, de X-Five num lampejo de inspiração idiotice
> adolescente passei a adotar o nick xffa, depois eksffa (tipo, X-Five de um
> jeito maloca de dizer ehhuahuahua). Idiota. Claro. Era da idade.
> Mas a banda tinha umas musicas próprias.
>
> Abaixo as letras de 3 musicas que mesmo depois daquela vida acabar eu continuei
> sequenciando e fazendo, agora nos Apps da Korg pra iPad, juntado tudo no
> sound-flower em meros 16 canais PCM que é o melhor que o FreeBSD podia
> oferecer até pouco tempo kkkk.
>
> Dentre os poucos sons autorais, essas 3 tem a ver com o contexto temporal das
> paradas que inspiraram o que culminou nas primeiras versoes rascunhadas dos
> cantoes brasileiros.
>
> Se as referencias musicais nao forem conhecidas, sugiro ouvir ao menos 3 ou mais
> musicas do Atari Teenage Riot pra tentar imaginar a proposta:
>
> Into the Death, Destroy 2000 years of future, Sick to Death, Delete yourself,
> Deutschland Has Gotta Die, So Much Blood, Speed.
>
> The Time… is Right… To Fiiiiiiiiight!
> EOF

% pfctl -k states
% echo "pass all no state" | sudo pfctl -f -

Eliminate the State! Go! Go!
Eliminate the State! Go! Go!
Eliminate the State! Go! Now!
Eliminate the State! Go! Go!
Eliminate the fucking state.

Make it stateless.
Stateless inspection.
No inspection. Fuck the inspection.
Don’t wanna be inspected at all.

Eliminate the State! Go! Go!
Eliminate the State! Go! Go! Go!

Make it stateless.
Statefull is bloated.
Statefull is a waste of resource.
Statefull, what for?

Do you ack?
Do you ack? Do you fucking ack?

Eliminate the state! Make it stateless.
Eliminate the state! Fuck. Fuck.
Eliminate the state! Drop the state.

Preservate the Estate!
Encourage the Estate!

Do you ack? You ack?
Reset!
Do you ack? You ack? Reset!
Do you ack? You ack? Reset the state.
Drop it!

Why stateful? Do you ack?
Why?
Eliminate the state!
Eliminate the state now!
Eliminate the state! Go! Go!

No inspection. No statefull.
Any sort of sate. No sort of state.
Make it stateless!

I wanna be stateless. I wanna live stateless.
Do you ack? Do you fucking ack. I don’t acknowledge!
Or just a sequence number. Do you ack?
I do acknowledge it now.

I wanna go state… less.
Eliminate the state, now!
I wanna be stateless.
I wanna live stateless.

One by one: state less.
Eliminate the state: state less.

One by one. Every single person, every single person is unique.
One by one. Stateless. Don’t threat it as mass flow. Stateless.

Every single one: we are singulars. Eliminate the state.
Respect every single one. Every single person. Every single packet.
Eliminate the state.
Respect, every single one. Every single person. Every single life.
No statefull inspection, no inspection at all. 

We are singular individuals. Don’t let the state make us a pattern.
We are living...
The growing… age. Of singularity.
The growing of the fourth human revolution.
Evolution. Revolution. We are the solution.
Eliminate the state!

We are one. Every single one. Eliminate the state.
We are no patterns.
Eliminate the state.

Eliminate the State! Go! Go!
Eliminate the State! Go! Go!
Eliminate the State! Go! Now!
Eliminate the State! Go! Go!
Eliminate the fucking state.

Preservate the Estate!
Encourage the Estate!

Amplificate and flood it.
Together we can!
Deny the service. What service?
No state service.
Amplificate and DDoS it!
They can't stop it.

Make it stateless!
Make me stateless!

Make it stateless!

Rebase the state.

Bloated, the code is bloated.
The state is bloated, the code is bloated.
Too many lines of code. Too many lines of code.
Too many lives.
Too many lines of code. Too many lines of code.
Too many rules!

The state is bloated, the code is bloated.
The state is bloated, the code is bloated.
It’s code is bloated.
Too many lines of code. Too many lines of code.
Too many lines of code. Too many lines of code.
Too many rules!
Too many lines of code. Too many lines of code.
Too many loss!

Too many lines of code!
The cons-titution: is bloated.
Too many lines of code!
Too many articles!
The code is bloated. It’s fucking bloated.
Too many lines of code. 

The penal code is bloated.
Too many lines of code.
The civil code is bloated.
Too many lines of code.

(a mere) Code of conduct: is bloated.
Too many rules!

Too many lines of code!
The state is bloated.
The state is bloated.
The state is bloated.
The state is fucking bloated.

What tha solution? what the solution?
What thaaaaa solutioooon?
Fork!

The state is bloated.
You fork! You fork!
The state is bloated.
You fork! You fork it!

You (bomb).
You fork! You bomb.. fork it.
The state is bloated.
You fork, you fuck it. 

Refactor!
Fork, Refactor!
Fork, Refactor, rewrite!!!
Fork, refactor and rewrite it! 

Keep whatever you fucking want.
Keep what the fuck you wish.
Keep! What the fuck you think is good. Enough.

Throw it away! Throw the rest away.
UNBLOAT IT!
Unbloated?
UNBLOAT IT!
Unbloated already?

Unbloat it!
You blow it!!
Unbloat it! You blow it!
Unbloat it! You blow it!

The state is bloated.
The state is bloated.
The state is fucking bloated.

What tha solution? what the solution? Fork!
What tha solution? what the solution? Fork!
What tha solution? what the solution?
Fork, Refactor!
What tha solution? what the solution?
Fork, Refactor!
What tha solution? what the solution?
Fork, Refactor, Rewrite! Rewrite it!

What tha solution? what the solution?
What tha solution? what the solution?
REBASE!

REBASE!
REBAAAAAASE!!!!
REBASE THE STATE!!
Rebase! Rebase the state.
Rebase! Rebase the state.

REBASE THE FUCKING STATE, REBASE.
REBASE THE STATE!!
NOW!

Either that.
Or shut it fucking down.  

On Bernstein’s Steps.

Bernstein steps. You follow… Bernstein steps.
Sue the state! Bersntein vs United States.
Sue the state. Follow Bernstein steps.
Sue the state.
Shoot the state. 

Free software license? No!
Free software license? Fuck!
Make the software free of license.

Make it license free. 
Free business operating permit? No!
Make business permit free!

Free state? Free state?
Are you offering me a free state?
A free state? You liberal!
Free state? No! No! No!
Are you offering me a free state?
Stallman's trojan.
Free state? No! No! No!
Free state? No! No! No!

State-free!!! Yeah!
State-free! Yeah.
I wanna be state free!
I wanna be state free!
I wanna be free of any fucking state!

Free state? Fuck!
Free state? Fuck it!
I wanna be state-free.
I wanna live! state-free!
I wanna be state free.
I wanna live state free.
I wanna be… state… freeeeeeeee!

Update: uma playist bem a mao, ATR 101. ATR Basics kkk. Pega a machinegun que for mais spray que estiver ao alcance e vai pro clube que a trilha tambem serve LMAO.